Jokes

Future Kids,

LKG Last Bench Terror Guys

Guy(Kid) 1: Buddi, am very upset, yeah…

Guy(Kid) 2: Why dear, any problem at your home ??? …..

Guy(Kid) 1: No, Yesterday i went to the spencer, to buy a slate , there i saw a girl, who was so beautiful, i think she is around one and half age, from her mothers cradle she gave me a look, Oh, god, no chance, what a fantastic look… 

Guy(Kid) 2: then, what happened man,..???

Guy(Kid) 1: then what… my dad, came to know this and gave a knock in my head with jealous, hence i didn’t even take ceralac for the past two days…..

Guy(Kid) 2: all the dads are the same category pa, cool… don’t worry pa, tomorrow we will kidnap her, even with her cradle at home……!!!

Some Important Space Shots !!

Awesum…. A must see 

  Niagara Falls

 The image shows the Niagara River that connects Lake Erie to Lake Ontario , snaking around Goat Island , in the lower left of the full image. Most of the river’s water plummets over the Canadian/Horseshoe Falls, but some diverted water spills over American Falls and Bridal Veil Falls downstream. Every second, more than two million liters of water plunges over the Horsehoe Falls segment of Niagara Falls creating one of the world’s largest waterfalls as well as eating away as much as two meters of rock per year. The image.was acquired August 2, 2004 

 Tsunami strikes the coast of Sri Lanka

 This is a natural color, 60-centimeter (2-foot) high-resolution QuickBird satellite image featuring the southwestern coast of Sri Lanka . Imagery was collected on December 26, 2004 at 10:20 a.m. local time, slightly less than four hours after the 6:28 a.m. (local Sri Lanka time) earthquake and shortly after the moment of tsunami impact.

Ground Zero, New York City 

 This one-meter resolution satellite image of Manhattan , New York was collected at 11:43 a.m. EDT on Sept. 12, 2001 by Space Imaging’s IKONOS satellite. The image shows an area of white and gray-colored dust and smoke at the location where the 1,350-foot towers of the World Trade Center once stood. Since all airplanes were grounded over the U.S. after the attack, IKONOS ! was the only commercial high-resolution camera that could take an overhead image at the time.

Grand Canyon

 Northern Arizona and the Grand Canyon are captured in this pair of Multi-angle Imaging Spectroradiometer (MISR) images from December 31, 2000. The above image is a true color view from the nadir (vertical) camera. In addition to the Grand Canyon itself, which is visible in the western (lower) half of the images, other landmarks include Lake Powell , on the left, and Humphreys Peak and Sunset Crater National Monument on the right. Meteor Crater appears as a small dark depression with a brighter rim, and is just visible along the upper right-hand edge. 

Malosmadulu Atolls, Maldives 

 North and South Malosmadulu Atolls are in the Maldives, an island republic in the northern Indian Ocean, southwest of India . The Maldives are made up of a chain! of 1,192 small coral islands, which are grouped into clusters of atolls.. It has a total area of 298 square kilometers and a population of about 330,000. The capital and largest city is Male, with a population of about 80,000. Arguably the lowest-lying country in the world, the average elevation is just 1 meter above sea level. The natural-color ASTER image of the Malosmadulu Atolls was acquired on December 22, 2002, and is centered near 5.3 degrees North latitude, 73.9 degrees West longitude. 

Ayers Rock (Uluru), Australia

 

 This IKONOS satellite image of Ayers Rock was collected Jan. 17, 2004. Ayers Rock is located in Kata Tjuta National Park , 280 miles (450km) southwest of Alice Springs , Australia . It is the world’s largest monolith, an Aboriginal sacred site and Australia ‘s most famous natural landmark.

Noah’s Ark Site? 

Is it or isn’t it? Satellite images of Mt. Ararat , Turkey have pointed to a possible sighting of Noah’s Ark. Decide for yourself! Compare this image taken by Digital Globe on September 10, 2003 with Shamrock — The Trinity Corporation’s image (enlarge). Also, note their image is flipped.

The Nile River

 This image of the northern portion of the Nile River was captured by the Multi-angle Imaging Spectroradiometer’s (MISR’s) nadir camera on January 30, 2001. Against the barren desert of northeastern Africa, the fertile valley of the Nile River runs northward through Egypt . The city of Cairo can be seen as a gray smudge right where the river widens into its broad fan-shaped delta. Other cities are dotted across the green landscape, giving it a speckled appearance. Where the Nile empties into the Mediterranean Sea (top) the waters are swirling with color, likely a mixture of sediment, organic matter, and possibly marine plant life. Farther west! , the bright blue color of the water is likely less-organically rich sediment, perhaps sand.  

Earth’s City Lights

 This image of Earth’s city lights, captured on October 19, 2000, was created with data from the Defense Meteorological Satellite Program (DMSP) Operational Linescan System (OLS). The brightest areas of the Earth are the most urbanized, but not necessarily the most populated. Cities tend to grow along coastlines and transportation networks. The United States interstate highway system appears as a lattice connecting the brighter dots of city centers. In Russia , the Trans-Siberian railroad is a thin line stretching from Moscow through the center of Asia to Vladivostok . The Nile River , from the Aswan Dam to the Mediterranean Sea , is another bright thread through an otherwise dark region. 

Mount St. Helens , Washington 

On a Space Station expedition, astronauts observed and captured this detailed image of the volcano’s summit caldera. In the center of the crater sits a lava dome that is 876 feet above the crater floor and is about 3,500 feet in diameter. The dome began to form after the May 18, 1980 eruption of Mount Saint Helens . After the eruption, there was not any dome building eruptions for more than a decade. Afternoon lighting accents the flow features in the volcanic and debris flows and the steep valleys eroded into the loosely consolidated material near the summit. This picture was taken on October 25, 2002

The Great Pyramid, Giza , Egypt

Stroke & Symptoms

You could save a life

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T.R .

My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree.  If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall – she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.  (they offered to call ambulance)

They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food – while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital – (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)
She had suffered a stroke at the party. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.

Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally.   He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Remember the “3″ steps, STR .     Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify.    Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.  
The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :

S * Ask the individual to SMILE .
T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE    SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg “It is sunny out today”).
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is

1.    Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.

2.    If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.

A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.

….and it could be your own…..

Healthy Vitamins for Daily Life !!……….

Famouns Bridges around the world

INDIANS….

REcently i got one mail to my inbox, it stated that”see the wonderful site”,  i thought it could be an spam, but when i read the link, i was interested and just clicked it, the page leads me to an bright opening of my own nation’s hero, Dr. A.P.J Abdul Kalam’s site it was. really excitting one, those who are interested to know about the indians and their life style, their goals, to-do things are listed clearly here….
and another proudest thing is, the hero is born in “Paramakudi” which is very neared from my native town “Madurai“….
http://www.abdulkalam.com/kalam/index.jsp
just visit the site and admire…..
Proud to be an “INDIAN”

Tips for Better Life

1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Sleep for 7 hours.
4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Play more games.
6.  Read more books than you did in 2007.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink plenty of water.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
14. Forget issues of the past.  Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past.
     That will ruin your present happiness.
15. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control.  Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the
lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
18. Smile and laugh more.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.  Don’t hate others.
20. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
23. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don’t compare your partner with others.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Forgive everyone for everything.
26. What other people think of you is none of your business.
27. GOD heals everything.
28. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
29. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will.
       Stay in touch.
30. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
31. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
32. The best is yet to come.
33. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
34. Do the right thing!
35. Call your family often.
36. Your Inner most is always happy.  So, be happy.
37. Each day give something good to others.
38.  Don’t over do.  Keep your limits.
39. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.

water car

Skyrocketting fuel prices, adulterated fuel, long queues at petrol stations, often unscrupulous attendants out to fleece you — your cup of woes spills over everytime you need to fill the tank of of your car.
But all this could be history if Genepax — a Japanese company — is successful in commercialising its latest innovation: the ‘water car.’
Genepax unveiled the car in Osaka, Japan on June 12, saying that a litre of any kind of water would get the engine going for about an hour at a speed of 80 kmph, or 50 mph.
Genepax president Kiyoshi Hirasawa, in a mission statement published on the company’s official web site, said, “Our mission is to develop technology and products for efficient production and use of energy. By ‘efficient,’ we mean ecologically and economically efficient. Ecological and economical energy is our business. Our goal is to create energy that is not taxing on our natural environment.”
The water needed to run the car could be tap, rain or sea water, the company clarified.
Once the tank (which is at the rear) of the Genepax car is filled with water, a generator would extract hydrogen from the water using, what the comapny calls, its Water Energy System, or WES, to produce electricity that the car runs on. As opposed to the hybrid cars which emit water, Genepax’s invention consumes water.
Whether the car is a commercial success or not remains to be seen, but Genepax said it had applied for a patent and is planning to collaborate with Japanese auto manufacturers.
“Energy made from water,” as Hirasawa says, “is not a dream story anymore We hope many people will join us in our challenge to promote the use of our WES, for the better future of the earth,” he added in a statement.

A Real Love Story

Getting a Bride !! like a Gift from GOD ??!!!

Really the “Proverb is True”. Actually I fall in love with a girl in November 2007. She is far from my city. We used to introduce our-self through internet. Actually am a love to make friends. Obviously I do sending Fun Mails to my colleagues, friends and even for unknown. She Introduced as a Unknown and become all to me. She was so caring, lovable, helpful and patient & importantly "Rich girl who seeks only the pure love from me". I gave her the same.

            Days went we started Chatting in phone, even further we thought to meet each other, one day it happened, she was just up to my expectation and I don’t know about the feedback about me which was she had then. But our love become strongest than ever hence I started moving to her town in the weekends and make my love more stronger. Every thing is Ok, Now we decided to Marry.

            Here, the problem arises, though we have good rapport, while in the sense of real life we met with lot of expectations each other and the financial risk arises, at certain limit I feel my Burden and put forward to her, in the same time she agreed to help me and did the same, now am a business man, owing two commercial vehicles and earnings are coming in 5 digits, moreover I have the investments which come in 6 digits.

            What I want to tell you from this blog is !, if we are truthful to our loved ones means, nothing else equals the love and care we will get from them.. Certainly we can climb up the hill.

About Prabhu-Sivaraman

Welcome to my blog !!…..
                        
                                       I am Prabhu, I am a SQL Developer from Tamil Nadu, India, I am interested in making friends, Chatting, Traveling, Getting knowledge about New things, Researching about Cosmology,Earth, Top Level people’s Success, Wild Animals, Birds, Car/Bike Driving are my Favorites.
                                       Basically I am not a well known blogger, obviouisly i don't know how to blog, when things  were different, I am forced to express my Ideas and experiences to some one, hence I choosed blogging, I hope the friends from all over the world may help to blog, I always open to learn new things.
                                       My plus is my confidence and my minus is being extrovert, I always think that my work should speak instead my words, my talents should get spoken instead getting a name from my parents, really care, loveable, flexible, dare for anything, adventerous, love nature, love culture, love live within a controlled activities, love sex, like to love and get love, delivering best to customers, delivering extreme love to my beloved ones, taking extreme care to my children and family, truth for truth and lie to lie are my basic habits. expecting to create a friendship chain which can longlasting till my death.... like to live like an ACHELLIES (a troy commando, who never and ever worried/feared).

                                       Expecting all your support and guidance and love for my future endeavours......



your's sincerely,
Prabhu